Sunday, September 28, 2008

ITS MA IV.....



college dayz wud b alwayz funny...nd an industrial visit wud b a bookmark n ur life..nd recently v made it as final years....r u asking me how many dayz?????

5 days??no..no..3 dayz?????nahi..nahi..u r wrong...atleast 2 dayz????thappu..thappu...den s it 10 dayz r more???hoo...u r innocent i suppos...
v made a trip fOr OONNNNNEEE DAY..c how lucky v r...gifted..

now r u askin me where v made a trip????den here cums d answer...

chennai???oh..god..r v kids 2 goto chennai...u get zero points..

banglore???? shit!!u xpect final yrs 2 goto blore??..again zero n ur account..

hyderabad????oops..i think u r intrstd n Sania Mirza...but v r not...

den whr???cant guess??????k..ill say u d answer..
v went to THENI!!!just think THENI!!!VOW....just imagine us makin a trip 2 sugar factory n theni...HOW SWEET!!!

stop!!stop!!!dont envy us....ha...ha...
my seniors alwayz left a big bonanza 4 us year after year...sooo kind of dem...
if my super seniors gav us 1 day iv,then its my immediate seniors turn 2 ban digi-cams n hostel...c how our seniors luv us...i luv u tooo guys...

and juniors...u don worry..v tooo luuuvv u soooo much...followin our seniors footsteps v ll leav a biggest bonanza 4 u...he..he...but thers nothin 2 giv...only thing left behind is college for men alone r college for women alone..but u don worry..v ll try our level best...nd juniors u promise me dat u ll speak of us aft v pass out...i trust u...

Saturday, September 27, 2008

NO!!! I DONT LOVE....



words once said cant b got back...it applies 2 all 4m ordinary
hoi pollois to head of d nation..infact it holds gud to politicians nd other dignitaries....dont hav d slightest idea of wat im speakin abt?????
den jus read todays newspaper....
It seems Mr.X said to Mr.Y "people of India deeply love u"..Is it??
i dunno how far its true...its controversial..three fourth of America hates Mr.Y..but Mr.X said Indians luv Mr.Y.. how funny..congress defends by sayin "do peple of India hate him nd US??"..ya..v maynot hate Mr.Y..but v dont luv too..
better Mr.X cud hav quoted it dis way "People of India deeply luv u xcept arthy"..even i hav never said my mom "i luv u"..how ll i say it 2 a stranger...

i think now u wud b very clear...wat???u r confused?????...huh..i don lik spoon feeding..u find it urself...

Friday, September 12, 2008

BUGGED BY BRACES??????



Got buck teeth???r s ur teeth crooked???havin gaps??r any missin teeth????wanna hav a perfect smile???then d option s braces...

dont think braces suck...it wud b real fun 2 hav ur braces fixed..wont u luv to hav sum1 to clean nd brush ur teeth???lazy bugs lik me luv dat...wont u luv 2 hav a dentist 2 xplain u all stuffs???..yeah..medicos r gud n teachin dan engineers..hop soon i myself wud b a dentist.....i jus njoy everythin...xcept ma eating options...cant go 4 stuffs lik murruku,sugarcane etc..

jus a littl pain at beginning..nd u wud get used 2 ur brackets,elastics,wires etc...there r three important things 2 go 4 braces....
one,they giv u gud luk nd smile...
two,they improv ur confidence....
three,they increase ur dentists bank balance as well...he..he...


yeah..it wud cost u 4m 15K to 30K dependin on ur treatment nd dentist....orthosurgeons with cheaper fee r also availabl...but to hav international standards n ur mouth it wud cost nearly 30k...jus imagin even ur teeth bing international..
but ur heart beeps wen u imagin ur dentist to drop scissors,forks into ur mouth nd wen u think abt ur bill..