BLACKY....IM ANGRY ON U...

There he stands majestic under the tree....
in a drowsy state...ever sleeping..yawning..
he never cares about anyone..and not even me..
and no one cares about him..except me...
initially i thought he was like others...
that is,running behind everyone...but not so..
he is a bit different..a bit stubborn..
i alwayz gazed at him whenever i happen to see..
but he wud never notice me 4 he s alwayz busy..
he never goes to class..yet he has so many friends..
he never writes exam r record r assignment...
i envy him for he has nothing to do...
i even wanted to be like him.....
but now,i am angry...very angry on him...
why dont he respond me????
why dont he atleast wag the tail???...

even puppy blacky used to say him "dad,she is calling us"...
but he used to say

"idiot!!dont respond her.else she wud disturb us daily.."

And blacky..i alwayz wanted to say you this......

"i say a hi to you daily just to develop friendship..but you neglected me..when i receive my salary,i wud buy a land...and then grow a big tree... even bigger than yours..i wud sit under it like u..i will make you come there and see me..i wont take heed of whatever you say..i will turn a deaf ear to you just as you did to me..so expect that day.."

And for all this to happen,cts you should give my DOJ soon..please..i hav to teach blacky a lesson...

THE HAUNTING DAYZ!!!!!!!

hooo...the mere utterance of the word exam makes me yawn...i wud b deprived of sleep just to meet the minimum requirement of 36...those two dayz before exam will witness several woebegone faces saying what a hell this author blabbers..idiot!!! ...hundreds of pages will be scanned through in a day before exam and this happens for those who have never learnt anything during the entire semester like me....


At the begining of the battle in some sort of enthusiasm i used to learn word by word,understand,think about it and appreciate..and by then when u luk at the watch u wud havE whiled away the time by learning just one or two questions...And then i will start the vigorous prepartion by learning just three important things.. its DIAGRAM...EQUATIONS...GRAPH...and some words highlighted in block letters..

This is the most easiest way to pass d exam..these things accompanied by some writing skills wud help a great deal in exam..and here is the tactics which i follow to fill the page...

* Ask some important concepts from ur friend and write the same concept again and again in different contexts.

* Write a line in active tense and write the same line in passive again.

* Replace the word u used once with another similar word of same meaning.

* Fill up the page with sentences like "the diagram given below represents the..blah..blah..this diagram clearly depicts...etc" ..draw a gud lukin diagram..and then write " from the above diagram we infer that..blah..blah"..so the entire page cud be filled by this...

*Follow the same procedure for graphs as well..and explain addtional things like x-axis,y-axis etc...

*If u remember any equations write it and highlight..

And i often follow these principles for eleventh hour preparations and hav passed all my exams..i suggest u to follow this..

IM RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is about my previous post on newspaper's lingo..Though i said about the falling standards of language, i had a query in the interior of my cerebrum "is it witnessed only by me???am i right??"...and here cums d answer in d very same newspaper..the nov 24 issue discusses abt the common mistakes in newspapers and also about the falling standards of language in indian newspapers...and so its been agreed by all analysts as well..im not wrong...