BLACKY....IM ANGRY ON U...

There he stands majestic under the tree....
in a drowsy state...ever sleeping..yawning..
he never cares about anyone..and not even me..
and no one cares about him..except me...
initially i thought he was like others...
that is,running behind everyone...but not so..
he is a bit different..a bit stubborn..
i alwayz gazed at him whenever i happen to see..
but he wud never notice me 4 he s alwayz busy..
he never goes to class..yet he has so many friends..
he never writes exam r record r assignment...
i envy him for he has nothing to do...
i even wanted to be like him.....
but now,i am angry...very angry on him...
why dont he respond me????
why dont he atleast wag the tail???...

even puppy blacky used to say him "dad,she is calling us"...
but he used to say

"idiot!!dont respond her.else she wud disturb us daily.."

And blacky..i alwayz wanted to say you this......

"i say a hi to you daily just to develop friendship..but you neglected me..when i receive my salary,i wud buy a land...and then grow a big tree... even bigger than yours..i wud sit under it like u..i will make you come there and see me..i wont take heed of whatever you say..i will turn a deaf ear to you just as you did to me..so expect that day.."

And for all this to happen,cts you should give my DOJ soon..please..i hav to teach blacky a lesson...

THE HAUNTING DAYZ!!!!!!!

hooo...the mere utterance of the word exam makes me yawn...i wud b deprived of sleep just to meet the minimum requirement of 36...those two dayz before exam will witness several woebegone faces saying what a hell this author blabbers..idiot!!! ...hundreds of pages will be scanned through in a day before exam and this happens for those who have never learnt anything during the entire semester like me....


At the begining of the battle in some sort of enthusiasm i used to learn word by word,understand,think about it and appreciate..and by then when u luk at the watch u wud havE whiled away the time by learning just one or two questions...And then i will start the vigorous prepartion by learning just three important things.. its DIAGRAM...EQUATIONS...GRAPH...and some words highlighted in block letters..

This is the most easiest way to pass d exam..these things accompanied by some writing skills wud help a great deal in exam..and here is the tactics which i follow to fill the page...

* Ask some important concepts from ur friend and write the same concept again and again in different contexts.

* Write a line in active tense and write the same line in passive again.

* Replace the word u used once with another similar word of same meaning.

* Fill up the page with sentences like "the diagram given below represents the..blah..blah..this diagram clearly depicts...etc" ..draw a gud lukin diagram..and then write " from the above diagram we infer that..blah..blah"..so the entire page cud be filled by this...

*Follow the same procedure for graphs as well..and explain addtional things like x-axis,y-axis etc...

*If u remember any equations write it and highlight..

And i often follow these principles for eleventh hour preparations and hav passed all my exams..i suggest u to follow this..

IM RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is about my previous post on newspaper's lingo..Though i said about the falling standards of language, i had a query in the interior of my cerebrum "is it witnessed only by me???am i right??"...and here cums d answer in d very same newspaper..the nov 24 issue discusses abt the common mistakes in newspapers and also about the falling standards of language in indian newspapers...and so its been agreed by all analysts as well..im not wrong...

acquaintance with steffani.....

whom do u think is d gal who has rights to wear three-fourth to mepco and meet every1 from principal to student??? is c a student r staff???ha..ha..gud joke...c must certainly be a foreigner...

Recently i ws asked to meet Ms.Steffani Rose, a student from Danish school of journalism,Denmark..c has cum to 'projects abroad' branch in sivakasi and she currently writes article in a monthly magazine 'Sivakasi Times'..she has cum to mepco to write sumthing abt d college nd students..
god!!c was asking me abt college and staff...how long cud i talk gud abt my college???..dis s d worst punishment for a gal who has never lied before..trust me..he..he..i feel sorry for deceiving her..at tims my answer ws very funny even to me...jus luk at dis dialogue
steffi: what do u think abt ur staff??
me : vow..so good..dey r extremely friendly...cool ones..(my conscious said arthy u ll goto hell for dis)

Thus,i made everything sound positive for its my college..Dint like to spit sum rubbish out to a foreigner..

just afterwards i read her past article n magazine...it ws written dis way "when i served chai(tea) to d family & blah blah..it spilt n my saree n dark"..ya..c means d power cut...den c wrote "ya..v can get adjustd to power cuts..but think..wont u feel great to have power everytime..and US nuclear deal ll help India n dis"...

i ws ashamed to read her article..she thought dat indians had never experienced fulltime power n their life..she was feeling pity on us..and most probably i think her aricle n Denmark will be dis way " v must feel proud dat v r citizens of Denmark..Indians dont even get power for their domestic needs..so lets b thankful to our govt"....These politicians r sacrificing Indians pride 4 their own selfish needs.god!!save us..

unfortunately, i mentioned some XXXXXX abt mepco..hope c doesnt mention dat in her article..else i ll b hanged..and v had a photograph taken together..c promised to mail me..but c dint and i hope c wud never do dat too..so copied a photograph 4m her blog..

watz wrong with u..HINDU?????

Regular readers of the newspaper "THE HINDU" myt feel some difference n its standard of language nowdayz..if not everyone,then i feel sumthing s wrong wid the lingo..when u have nothing to do nd when ther s a novel crisis,its a gud timepass to scan d entire paper so as 2 improve ur lingo...
but luk at this statement n a recent issue

"UK banks r less safer to put money than third world countries"...nd sumthing lik that..its really odd to use d phrase 'to put' nd careful users of d language ll find it awkward...instead it cud hav been 'to invest'...

ya..i shudnt hav made such a fuss..but felt dat atleast prestigious newspapers must watch their standard...also wen u analyze d 'friday review' u ll find a vast difference n lingo..d older issues had hotch potch of funky nd attractive phrases..but now its nothing more than an ordinary write up...

anywayz i alwayz luv to start d day wid it..n worst case atleast d headlines..my all time favorites include
* front page
* editorial,op-ed(Nobel laureate Paul Krugmans column wud always b gud)
* business/markets
* newscape
* Know ur english and sunday magazine alwayz rule d roost....

don u want to kno d part which i look through???its d Tamil nadu section..u ll go mad wen u read d politicians speech..useless...

THE ' I' THING....

i hav alwayz felt my thoughts had an impact...it was hardly 2 weeks aft ma previous post..nd v got an opportunity to gift sumthin to our juniors...ya..its all abt dat 'I' thing..THE INQUIRY..
The reason as usual myt b silly..but witnessed loads of over reaction..nd it wud b funny 2 attend an inquiry wher at tims u cant control ur laughter. bliv it..its so difficult to wear a serious profile n ur face..sum wud b made 2 sit alone n lab wid white paper 2 apologize..
but i ws happy..for i ws able 2 cut my model lab..thanks a lot 4 whoever s responsibl 4 dis..let them get a plate of biryani 4 dis deed..."THIS IS NOT D END..ITS D BEGINNING"...he..he..so xpectin remainin episodes n nxt semestr..ll inform u too if any satisfactory thing happns...ha..ha..

ITS MA IV.....

college dayz wud b alwayz funny...nd an industrial visit wud b a bookmark n ur life..nd recently v made it as final years....r u asking me how many dayz?????

5 days??no..no..3 dayz?????nahi..nahi..u r wrong...atleast 2 dayz????thappu..thappu...den s it 10 dayz r more???hoo...u r innocent i suppos...
v made a trip fOr OONNNNNEEE DAY..c how lucky v r...gifted..

now r u askin me where v made a trip????den here cums d answer...

chennai???oh..god..r v kids 2 goto chennai...u get zero points..

banglore???? shit!!u xpect final yrs 2 goto blore??..again zero n ur account..

hyderabad????oops..i think u r intrstd n Sania Mirza...but v r not...

den whr???cant guess??????k..ill say u d answer..
v went to THENI!!!just think THENI!!!VOW....just imagine us makin a trip 2 sugar factory n theni...HOW SWEET!!!

stop!!stop!!!dont envy us....ha...ha...
my seniors alwayz left a big bonanza 4 us year after year...sooo kind of dem...
if my super seniors gav us 1 day iv,then its my immediate seniors turn 2 ban digi-cams n hostel...c how our seniors luv us...i luv u tooo guys...

and juniors...u don worry..v tooo luuuvv u soooo much...followin our seniors footsteps v ll leav a biggest bonanza 4 u...he..he...but thers nothin 2 giv...only thing left behind is college for men alone r college for women alone..but u don worry..v ll try our level best...nd juniors u promise me dat u ll speak of us aft v pass out...i trust u...

NO!!! I DONT LOVE....

words once said cant b got back...it applies 2 all 4m ordinary
hoi pollois to head of d nation..infact it holds gud to politicians nd other dignitaries....dont hav d slightest idea of wat im speakin abt?????
den jus read todays newspaper....
It seems Mr.X said to Mr.Y "people of India deeply love u"..Is it??
i dunno how far its true...its controversial..three fourth of America hates Mr.Y..but Mr.X said Indians luv Mr.Y.. how funny..congress defends by sayin "do peple of India hate him nd US??"..ya..v maynot hate Mr.Y..but v dont luv too..
better Mr.X cud hav quoted it dis way "People of India deeply luv u xcept arthy"..even i hav never said my mom "i luv u"..how ll i say it 2 a stranger...

i think now u wud b very clear...wat???u r confused?????...huh..i don lik spoon feeding..u find it urself...

BUGGED BY BRACES??????

Got buck teeth???r s ur teeth crooked???havin gaps??r any missin teeth????wanna hav a perfect smile???then d option s braces...

dont think braces suck...it wud b real fun 2 hav ur braces fixed..wont u luv to hav sum1 to clean nd brush ur teeth???lazy bugs lik me luv dat...wont u luv 2 hav a dentist 2 xplain u all stuffs???..yeah..medicos r gud n teachin dan engineers..hop soon i myself wud b a dentist.....i jus njoy everythin...xcept ma eating options...cant go 4 stuffs lik murruku,sugarcane etc..

jus a littl pain at beginning..nd u wud get used 2 ur brackets,elastics,wires etc...there r three important things 2 go 4 braces....
one,they giv u gud luk nd smile...
two,they improv ur confidence....
three,they increase ur dentists bank balance as well...he..he...


yeah..it wud cost u 4m 15K to 30K dependin on ur treatment nd dentist....orthosurgeons with cheaper fee r also availabl...but to hav international standards n ur mouth it wud cost nearly 30k...jus imagin even ur teeth bing international..
but ur heart beeps wen u imagin ur dentist to drop scissors,forks into ur mouth nd wen u think abt ur bill..

CHUM NO:1

Recently v(me nd priya) participated n "CHUM NO 1" organized by innovativ club...v went ther as ma idli frnd ws pesterin us 2 fill d seats ..oops..its edli frnd..he..he..gettin thro d preliminary ws not a herculian task as v r final yrs..:-)...but d othr rounds wer not a cakewalk as it tested our mutual likings nd understanding...so i ws bit scared at dat moment as i din lik othrs 2 find flaws n our frndship....but hid it with a broad smile as usual..:-)...
i ws waitin out of d hall nd c ws askd sum ques...den i ws calld 2 answer d same ques....d ques wer lik dis...

what does arthy lik n you most???
Priya: i usd 2 dress funky..c liks it..
me : c s funky nd funny..i lik dat most..

wat s d color of band c wears??
Priya:multicolor
me :multicolor

whom does arthy lik mom r dad??
Priya: dad
me : dad

watz arthys futur plan??
Priya: MS
me : gonna work...

he..he..i made a blunder here..even n reality im much confusd n MS,MBA,work...so got trappd here..v made every1 dumbstruck as our answer had great similarity..even v used d exact words n othr situations tooo...den v had a greetin design n 5 minutes..aft a lots of chaos v wer selectd as CHU NO:1....but unfotunately v r not class mates..
i ws pleasd much 4 ma 3 yrs of frndship had a gud recognition as well..To kno more abt us visit //relaxhereguys.blogspot.com/...(gainin her blog a gud publicity too)...

THIS DAY!!!!!!!!THIS AGE!!!!!

yeah..as i hav inbuilt adjusability it ws not diffi 4 me n mepco compard 2 othrs..i accept lif as it is..but at tims i bcum red by sum silly hostl rules..i rember i ws late 2 first day class..it ws M.Madhavan n class..had ma favourit last bench as usual..nd i continue d same even 2day..
u ll find a shrill voice sayin "xcuse me sir"..whol clas ll hav a bursty laughtr..but now i don prefer last bench as staff r attractd 2wards it..so seatd n last but one...i lov doin othr works n class hrs..i wud b drawin, readin buks,writin rec,obc,poems,thinking etc..its d time which kindle my creativity..
i hav never done my lab experiments..ll do a sort of research 1ly n univ labs..im proud dat i got sum verifications too...nd internals..ha..ha..funny thing..used 2 start learnin n mornin..ma least mark till date s 10..its n antenna..nd i hav gala tims if ders sum sort of symposiums nd conferences...dis s how ma lif goes on...

THIS DAY!!!!!!THAT AGE!!!!

Yup…I feel a thud even now aft 3yrs of ma coll lif…yeah..it ws d first day n coll b4 3yrs…I never dreamt n life 2 enter mepco..but dis nytmare happnd…I ws damn sure of enterin dote1 r dote2 colls…it ws a bit of over confidence I suppose…also a bit of bad luck 4 d prev yrs entranc paper were dead easy..it made me lethargic as well...but our paper had a sort of gud standard lik d one lik CBSE…d fun s even im a cbse student wid 91 percent n AISSE…

i had sum choices n dote 2 as well..but ECE ws not availabl..nd i ws not intrstd in IT..so ws n a position 2 get into mepco..i still rember ma mom askin ba notin ma pale face..”do u feel its not worth 2 hav u”…he..he..even c din xpect dis disaster 2 happn..

but mepco ws not dat worse as I xpectd except its puerile rules..but d truth s ma lingo ws gud n school..now its jus lik I 4got 2 speak English...i stammer much at times…but its ma mistak…luk 4 ma lif n mepco n nxt post...

OUR GET2GETHER

And ma second post on raksha bandan...hmm...a gud start i suppos...i hav got lots of cousin broters...nine of dem dwellin n diff places.. but dint wish any1 raksha bandan..i kno jus a rakhi cant determin our affection...datz it..but intrstd n giftin a rakhi 2 ma so called annas ..he..he...real fun indeed..yeah...den d nitty gritty s had a sort of get 2 gether wid school frnds...it ws plannd as a treat 4 ma frnds placemnt n hp ..as usual v had a gud stuff to eat nd gossip as well...wat else v gonna do...its jus teasin each othr nd havin a sort of fun...ma buddy anatha ws d mattr of concern 4 her marriag s schduld on sep 11...drove her nuts as well...hmmm...cant bliv dat v grew old..all thos school memories r still fresh....

INDEPENDENCE....DID V ATTAIN?????

My first post on independence day…vow…im getting goose bumps…dont u???INDEPENDENCE!!!!we claim we attaind it before 61 years…is it??? Myt be..v attaind dat so called economical, social, political, religious official freedom..but n practice did v attain????? Still there exists great disparity in terms of status, gender, religion, caste, creed, language etc..though it reducd to sum extent..not fully...inflation galloping above 12, poor industrial growth, fall in sensex,decreasing rupee value, scarcity of food, hike in price of fossil fuels, poverty s d economic trend 2day.. who cares abt these??? politicians just ponder on posts…

for many independence day s just an additional holiday n their dairy..nd dis time luckily it’s a Friday….. many wud b happy to hav a long weekend (including me)...for others its just having fun n hoisting flags nd distributing sweets.1ly a part really care abt dis day much...but no one s to b blamed 4 dis is a self-centric world…mere utterance of VANDE MATARAM or JAI HIND, pinning d national flag n ones dress wont depict d true patriotism…honest patriotism just dont lie n supporting Indian team n cricket…it lies even n paying taxes regularly to helping d downtrodden…so lets b honest nd contribute sumthin 2wards our nation..

JAI HIND!!!!